Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Conversation at My House

LIVING ROOM, LAST NIGHT:

ALISON: Aieeee! OWWWW, ow, ow, ow, OWWWW. Ah, that hurts!

AL: What happened?

ALISON: I don't know! I stepped on something! My foot hurts!

(ALISON collapses onto couch, grabs aching heel, reaches down, picks up small, hard object off of floor, and holds it up for Al to see.)

AL: (pause) You got attacked by a Hershey's Kiss?

7 comments:

carolyn said...

Chocolate is for eating my dear!

radiogirl said...

It must have been getting revenge for all its friends I've eaten!

Merisi said...

Judging from the pain, that must have been one prehistoric petrified kiss!!! Have you called the Smithsonian yet?

CaBaCuRl said...

oooh, hope the chocolate wasn't wasted.

Crashdummie said...

Love hurts Al, get used to it ;)

tinker said...

Well, they are rather pointy! Hope you were able to console your wounded self with several of it's friends and relations.

tongue in cheek said...

lol! All the friends you have eaten! You are so funny!
I hope they don't attack me! I eat those kisses so fast.